Peter Sellers
Hello, I´d like to talk with the Chief Inspector, are you on the phone? Clouseau: Yes, t his is Chief Inspector Clouseau speaking on the pheaun. Inspector did you know this is your birthday today? Clouseau: Yes, I kneow that, I kneow that. Inspector, when did you arrive at the heaven, what did you asked? Clouseau: Is there anybody hiding there in the dark? How can you guess that’s anybody hiding in the dark? Clouseau: Facts, my friend, facts! Nothing matters but the facts. Without them the science of criminal investigation is nothing more than a guessing game. What can you tell me about the life, inspector? Clouseau: Yes, well, life is not all shoot-shoot, bang-bang, you know. What else? Clouseau: There is a time to laugh and a time not to laugh, and this is...